[Fourth Wall Event!]

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Hey, uh. What's with all the new people?

Anybody know what's going on? Something seems fishy.

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Never heard of you.

IGNORES THAT 1/SOMETHING

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It began in the twelfth century! After the great wizard Merlin made me--

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And mortals from far and near lined up to present me with gifts. My favorite was this waistcoat.

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And thus, I've worn it to this very day.

Except that I do wash it from time to time, you understand.

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Or perhaps that teacup was my favorite. I do appreciate a good tea in the afternoon, if I say so myself.

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And of course, I do. Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, and thus we attain a healthy diet, a great start for those seeking to complete my Thousand Tasks.

Done.

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And there are always dozens of them. You should get in line.

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What the--?

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You talk too much. And coffee's disgusting.

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

How dare you? Ignorant bumpkin who does not understand the splendors of coffee!

What is your favorite number from one to twelve?!

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Stop calling me that! I'm royalty, you know!

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Uh, I never thought about it. Why?