38 - [video] Item Rain~

[forged_anew]

[Here, guys, have a Zuko in his shiny new Fire Nation cloak and looking fairly pleased about it. Behind him, spread out over the couch, is his armor, and Momo is perched on the back of the couch next to it, huge ears twitching curiously as he prods at a point with one paw.

Zuko smooths the cloak over his chest, just watching Momo for a moment before he seems to remember he was going to say something and turns back to the camera, frowning slightly]

I don't know what the scientists are trying to pull, but I'm getting kind of suspicious of all the useful things I've been getting... first the pepper tree, now this and even some spices from home along with the clothes.

Then again, it seems a bunch of people got things they didn't want or need. I don't see the pattern... Could it be a mistake? Or are they just giving us random things from home? Why doesn't this place ever make any sense?

Comments

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

I'm talking about being the number one country in the world! Don't just take my word for it, go ahead and ask England how I saved his ass in World War II.

And I don't have any screws loose! I'm really good with hardware tools!

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

Your world, maybe. Not mine.

[...aaaand way to just solidify his opinion of you. He wasn't talking about hardware, silly :| ]

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

WANT ME TO SAVE YOUR WORLD?

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

No.

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

YOU SURE?

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

What I'm sure of is that you're an insane, pretentious jerk and I'm done talking to you.

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

Fine, no loss of mine if the Fire Nation doesn't wanna be awesome! Lemme know if you wanna be trading buddies, though. Since China left and Denmark's... huh, you know, I dunno if he's still socialist since he's occupied in his time. But anyway! Nixon says I need to be friends with non-crazy socialists so I can import your goods!

Wanna be friends?!

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

[Y'know, Zuko had been just about to hang up on you, but this... what. This is too ridiculous. ]

Let me get this straight. You insult my country, my leadership, and me--

And now you want to be friends?!

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

I'll take that as a yes! Awesome! You can just call me America for short. What's your name?

[It's how America rolls, don't be hatin'.]

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

That wasn't a 'yes' of any sort, you imbecile!

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

That's too long of a name. I think I'll call youuuuuuu Pepper! Short for Sgt. Pepper, like the song!

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

[...]

No.

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

You're right, I'll just stick to Sgt. Pepper, new socialist friend!

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

[SIGH]

My name's Zuko, and I'm not your friend, you pretentious jerk.

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

[You're talking to guy whose closets friends insult him constantly, make him cry, and have all gone to war with him (and usually lost) at some point. ZUKO, CLAIMING THAT YOU DISLIKE HIM WILL NEVER BE A CONVINCING ARGUMENT IN HIS REALITY.]

Zuko isn't as cool as Sgt. Pepper.

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

[Wow, America. Way to fail at taking a hint EVER. lol]

I don't care. My name is Zuko.

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

[If he took hints, he wouldn't have friends.]

Do you have a snazzy theme song?

[voice; english]

[forged_anew]

[lol, true true]

...a what?

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

A theme song! Preferably sung by someone British!