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Anyone want to tell me...

What in Agni's name is a Llama Claus?

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[nouniform.livejournal.com]

I dunno, but it sounds kinda cute, don't it?

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...not really.

[nouniform.livejournal.com]

Very fluffy an' endearin'.

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What kind of llama is a claus kind, though?

[nouniform.livejournal.com]

One who brings presents?

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Or tells other people to get them.

[nouniform.livejournal.com]

Didja get one of those letters too? I think it sounds fun!

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Yeah, I got a letter. I'm supposed to secretly give someone a present?

..but I don't even know the person! How am I supposed to get a gift for someone I don't know? What's the point, anyway?

[nouniform.livejournal.com]

Well, I got the same problem… but what I figure is, if you buy a real nice present from the heart, somethin' you think anyone'd like, then it'll be okay! It ain't like they're expectin' the best present of their life from ya, an' when it's done, you've gotta new friend!

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Everyone likes different things. This is ridiculous.

[nouniform.livejournal.com]

Of course it ain't! Don't complain so much.

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I'll complain if I want to.

What are you getting for your random person, then, if you're so smart?

[nouniform.livejournal.com]

Well, I gotta girl- pretty sure- so I figure somethin' cute an' girly will be nice. Maybe some kinda scarf or stuffed animal or somethin'.

[cursebound]

They probably meant Santa Claus.

[Although he has no idea why they went with Llama Claus either.]

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I've heard that mentioned too, but I still don't know what it is.

[leavesthebaby.livejournal.com]

A llama Clause sounds kinda dangerous.

Like a killer beast.

Or something, yeah.

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Sounds stupid, to me. It wants me to give someone presents. That doesn't sound like a killer beast.

[sealanddesuyo.livejournal.com]

The name Llama Claus just sounds silly!

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Yeah. Completely.

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[urinations.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the hell that means. Only thing I can think of is Santa Claus.

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I don't know what that is either.

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[urinations.livejournal.com]

...You don't know who Santa Claus is?

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Never heard of it.

[urinations.livejournal.com]

...Big jolly guy, wearing red? Coming down chimneys and giving toys to little kids?

Or...that's how the thing goes at home in some places, anyway.

[viiinote.livejournal.com]

Looks like you'd better start believing in him no matter what if you want presents this year.