[Fourth Wall Event!]

[forged_anew]

Hey, uh. What's with all the new people?

Anybody know what's going on? Something seems fishy.

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[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

Fool! Do not interrupt! [He's the one interrupting. XD]

Where are you from? [And he'll cut in before you can finish.]

[forged_anew]

Who are you?

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

I am-- the legendary EXCALIBURRR.

Speaking of which, have you heard my legend?

[forged_anew]

Never heard of you.

IGNORES THAT 1/SOMETHING

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

It began in the twelfth century! After the great wizard Merlin made me--

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

And mortals from far and near lined up to present me with gifts. My favorite was this waistcoat.

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

And thus, I've worn it to this very day.

Except that I do wash it from time to time, you understand.

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps that teacup was my favorite. I do appreciate a good tea in the afternoon, if I say so myself.

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

And of course, I do. Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, and thus we attain a healthy diet, a great start for those seeking to complete my Thousand Tasks.

Done.

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

And there are always dozens of them. You should get in line.

[forged_anew]

What the--?

[...]

You talk too much. And coffee's disgusting.

[blahblahlegend.livejournal.com]

How dare you? Ignorant bumpkin who does not understand the splendors of coffee!

What is your favorite number from one to twelve?!

[forged_anew]

Stop calling me that! I'm royalty, you know!

[...]

Uh, I never thought about it. Why?