starspangledhero: (Remember the Wright Brothers)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [personal profile] forged_anew 2010-01-17 06:58 am (UTC)

[voice; english]

Yeah it is. It means you're uncool. Unless you're from Denmark. But you're not.

Because, as the hero of the world and winner of both World Wars, I'm a super power! You think you've got trouble with four nations? There were like... at least four in the Central Powers alone! And there were five in the Axis of Evil if you count Prussia and South Italy! I can tell you what to do with your country because a) I'm the hero, b) I'm experienced in the ways of both international conflicts and internal ones, c) I've won both, and d) I'm the hegemon!

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting