starspangledhero: (So here's the plan:)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [personal profile] forged_anew 2010-04-16 02:21 am (UTC)

THEY WANT YOU TO JOIN THE US ARMY! ...I mean, NATO.

Like half of NATO is already here! Denmark, Canada, England, Norway, Italy, uhhhh Iceland was here but he's gone, and Germany's kinda wonky right now because he's stupid and thinks he's back in the 1940s, but that's just another thing I'll have to fix!

OH YEAH WE'RE HOLDING A WORLD MEETING, I'LL TALK TO THE OTHERS ABOUT IT THERE! Until your country arrives... I dunno! Usually our bosses just talk to each other and we talk amongst ourselves. Never had the problem of not having a country but a boss around... BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT!

[Of course he will :| Any plan will probably involve space ships and cowboys.]

Russia is that guy with the scarf and huge nose and metal pipe that's all "kolkolkol" and I guess he tries to summon demons or something, I dunno. But anyway he's the worst kind of commie possible and he's a mental freak and yeah if you don't join me he'll try to get you to join via beatings.

Germany's my friend who doesn't remember he's my friend because he can't remember that I beat him in WWII so I have to remind him!

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